22 Oct 2014

10 Things You Do End Up Doing, Instead Of Doing Work.

1. Open up Facebook, scroll endlessly up and down looking at videos of animals and idiotic boys "shuffling". Because that is so much more productive than starting your essay.

2. Make food. You're not hungry but you feel like that'd kill some time.

3. Text everyone from home, because it's now an appropriate time to be told the 411 with what's going on at home. "Hiiii. How've you been?".
4. Walk around the house aimlessly looking for something to do.

5. Write this blog post.

6. Flick through iPlayer and see what's worth watching (and of course is very educational and could improve the work you're yet to start).

7. Re-arrange your room. You suddenly hate the way it's been organised since you moved in and now is a better time than any to finally sort it out!

8. Take a tour down memory lane. You suddenly feel the urge to rummage through Facebook at all your old photos. "ohhhhh, look how skinny I used to be!" "look at those bloody braces!".

9. It's that time! The bins need emptying and the recycling is building up. You'll just not be able to work properly while all that is there!

10. Sleep. Who cares if it's 3 in the afternoon, it's extremely appropriate to have a 'nanna nap' and wake up feeling even worse than you did before. It's a great idea!

Just Write About It
- Raven Twigg.

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